FUN, EASY CONTEST!

By Mike Michalowicz (Google+)

THE OBJECTIVE: I want some funny, relevant phrases for my website and thought a fun, easy contest would make this a win-win for both you and me.

THE PRIZES: I am giving away a FREE autographed copy of The Pumpkin Plan and an even more FREE copy of my “Industry Authority” DVD training (which I recorded last year) to each winner! There will be 10 winners… and one person can win multiple times, up to all 10!  That’s right. I said “more FREE.” That’s how I roll.

THE CONTEST: The funniest, relevant (it is a site for entrepreneurs after all) phrases given for each of the 10 options on my site win. You MUST put your suggestion in the comments on this page below.  The winners will be picked on Monday 1/28/2013 and announced, in the comments, on Tuesday.  You may submit as many times as you want, for as many categories as you want. Just follow the “HOW TO WIN” rules below.

HOW TO WIN:

1. Go to my home page at http://MikeMichalowicz.com

2. Put your mouse pointer over each category, you will see a list of 9, plus the subscribe option which makes 10. You will notice the picture of me changes with each option.

3. In the comments below, share a funny relevant phrase (must be 15 words or less) for the category of your choice. You can submit as many as you want. And you may do it for as many categories as you want. Just make sure you only do one category per comment below.

The best phrase for each category will be picked (I am the judge and the jury in this case) and the winner for each category will get a copy of The Pumpkin Plan and Industry Authority DVD. And winners of multiple categories will get multiple copies of The Pumpkin Plan and the DVD!

IMPORTANT! If you have been to the site before, it may be cached in you PC. So when you go to the home page push the F5 key on your keyboard to get the updated page.

Easy peesy, right?  Have fun, and good luck!!!!

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    WINNERS ARE BEING SELECTED TODAY!

  • http://www.MikeMichalowicz.com/ Mike Michalowicz

    Thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to the winners. The winners are (drum roll please):

    1.Mitch Pisik

    2. Edwin

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    10. Susan Bender Phelps

    Please send me an email with “WINNER!” in the subject line and your mailing address so I can get your prize out to you. You can email me at Mike *a*t* M1keM1chal0wicz ^d^o^t c0m (just note that the 1′s are i’s and the 0′s are o’s)