THE OBJECTIVE: I want some funny, relevant phrases for my website and thought a fun, easy contest would make this a win-win for both you and me.
THE PRIZES: I am giving away a FREE autographed copy of The Pumpkin Plan and an even more FREE copy of my “Industry Authority” DVD training (which I recorded last year) to each winner! There will be 10 winners… and one person can win multiple times, up to all 10! That’s right. I said “more FREE.” That’s how I roll.
THE CONTEST: The funniest, relevant (it is a site for entrepreneurs after all) phrases given for each of the 10 options on my site win. You MUST put your suggestion in the comments on this page below. The winners will be picked on Monday 1/28/2013 and announced, in the comments, on Tuesday. You may submit as many times as you want, for as many categories as you want. Just follow the “HOW TO WIN” rules below.
HOW TO WIN:
1. Go to my home page at http://MikeMichalowicz.com
2. Put your mouse pointer over each category, you will see a list of 9, plus the subscribe option which makes 10. You will notice the picture of me changes with each option.
3. In the comments below, share a funny relevant phrase (must be 15 words or less) for the category of your choice. You can submit as many as you want. And you may do it for as many categories as you want. Just make sure you only do one category per comment below.
The best phrase for each category will be picked (I am the judge and the jury in this case) and the winner for each category will get a copy of The Pumpkin Plan and Industry Authority DVD. And winners of multiple categories will get multiple copies of The Pumpkin Plan and the DVD!
IMPORTANT! If you have been to the site before, it may be cached in you PC. So when you go to the home page push the F5 key on your keyboard to get the updated page.
Easy peesy, right? Have fun, and good luck!!!!
WOW! I am not so clever as to come up with these right off the top of my head. This may take some brainstorming on my part. However, I wanted to tell you that you are AWESOME and I love your stuff the way it is, but you never fail to amaze me with getting more creative and cool. Keep up the superb work, Mike.
Barbara – You almost won… because flattery is everything! Thanks.
Speaking: I said something people want to hear…ONCE! And I can do it again!
Television – Tell Jimmy and the boys were coming tonight to straighten things out…Pumpkin Plan Style
Contact- Ok if I sell 10 more copies of the Pumpkin Plan I can upgrade and get rid of this silver flip phone
Blog – Yes indeed…my new book ” The New Book of Knowledge” should be another NY Times Best Seller.. .. now James…. bring around the car… we are going to the Hampton’s
Videos: “Learn something new today. You can always quit tomorrow.”
Blog: “I’m not wearing pants.”
For BOOKS: You are what you read.
For BLOG: You are what you read.
For LIVE EVENTS: seeing is believing – and you are going to like what you see.
For BIO: You can’t make this stuff up.
Subscribe: Chest Hair not included.
Books: Like most entrepreneurs, I can multi-task…like reading two books at the same time!
TV: Jersey Boy on the Tube.
Subscribe: I’ll show you how to grow your business, and how to grow chest hair.
Bio: With a face like this, what’s not to trust??
If you don’t blog, you are a blog.
Subscribe: How you think you look to VCs.
CONTACT: This is what you think you look like to VCs.
For BIO: I may have made this stuff up.
For Books: Let’s keep it clean. No, pubes please.
My punctuation is off, should be: Let’s keep it clean, no pubes please.
Blog: Free stuff take a look…
For Resources: I’ve got tons of great resources… here, have some sneezy DNA
Bio: toilet paper and a pumpkin here’s why… Curious??
Television: This is why they call it the Boob Tube!
Video: See what I’m talking about already!
Blog: Important ramblings from one wild and crazy guy!
Resources: Win/win resources: You either learn something or you fall asleep.
Books: “I am very important. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.”
Twitter: “I’ve got this love/hate thing going with Twitter.”
Bio: And yes…I still have both nuts!
Subscribe: Trust me it’s better then a bad first date!
Blog: Always nice to read with a glass of brandy.
Videos: Finely directed masterpieces!
Videos: No awards won, but still worth the watch.
Books: Great to read in any loo or pumpkin patch!
Live Events: I’m not wearing any underwear.
Bio: You want to learn about moi?
Blog – Look out Dr Moriarty – Sherlock Michalowicz is going to curb your evil business habits
Resources – I’ve up for a month posting this important information for you
Resources – That was demanding – where’s the coffee!
Video – Scotch number six and these videos are starting to look really good!
Books – Just get them! The best bathroom/gardening reading evvvverrrr!
Speaking – You want me to do what! Where’s the Valium!
Live Events – Duh, I asked for a Pumpkin and this is the best thing Nike could come up with.
Bio – “Come on! Do you really want to know that I was just dischaged from the Belleview Hospital for the Criminally Insane”.
TV – Yo Yo Dog -check me out on the TOOB.
Contact – If you think this is impressive, you should see me juggling chainsaws!
Having the best pumpkins starts by quitting your day job…or in other words picking pumpkins for the boss…
BIO: Yeah, hanging pictures really isn’t my thing. I’m more of a leaner.
RESOURCES: “No, not ‘Mark”. It’s ‘Marky Mike’!”
EVENTS: Sincere International’s January model of the month.
SPEAKING: …”It was a dark and stormy night…”
I like the photo for the BIO category best. It has an endearing “wtf” look about you and is relatively adams apple-free.
Lol. It’s hard for me to hide my mammoth Adam’s apple.
These are all so awesome! Keep ’em coming!!!
Live Events: So what If the Nets went to Brooklyn, I’m STILL HERE!
Television: Just call me Oscar since you can’t pronounce my FREAKIN last name.
WINNER!
Speaking: Trust me, I won’t yell at you.
Subscribe: I just want to get to know you, not marry you!
Blog: My blogs are more smoking than your grand-daddy’s pipe.
Subscribe to catch a little bit of this SWAG!
BLOG (Bringing Lessons Of Greatness)…through lessons of failures
Books: Has he been peaking in the window of my business?
Resources: FREEsources that give you an infinite return on investment
Live Events: Emphasis on LIVE, so BEWARE
Contact: So many ways, but prefer a note on a piece of toilet paper (shameless plug)
Bio: What’s my sign… $$$ Are we compatible?
Speaking: Can you handle the truth… I am bringin’ it
Television: Face made for radio, but content that makes you forget
Video: Better than just pictures… they are moving with audio
Live Events: It may look like a basketball but really its a pumpkin – let’s do some magic!
Blog – I
can read! Step into the Fun House of applied knowledge.
Resources
– Imagine you know it all. Remember, the space between your ears is your
greatest resource.
Videos
Switch off your left brain. Capture great ideas and keep the replay for your mind.
Books
Time is limited, opportunities are not. Protect your mind with knowledge and wisdom.
Speaking
Love is spelled Time.If I shriek I will at least walk the talk for you.
Live Events
You’re not a tree rooted to your place. Find your next emotional game near you.
Bio
Nothing important, just me and my success story. Sorry, it’s really boring.
Television
The self-image live. Be, Do, Get.
Contact
I must use this. I want to fight this guy! I’ve got four phones.
Contact
Stalk me… your choice
Speaking: Invite me to speak to your group, but please don’t serve foie gras.
Books: I write books for you. In fact, I’m typing one right now using my toes.
Live Events: Dat’s right. I bring my game to your home court, boyyy.
Blog: You don’t need to make mistakes – learn from mine! They’ve been humongous!
Television: Tune in to my channel – the frequency is just crazy!
Speaking: I can motivate and do it first rate so call me and don’t wait
Not sure what to say. Concept is awesome, but many of the photos do not really complement the categories. Because I have not listed a specific category or followed the rules, I guess I can bust the 15-word limit, too. I appreciate “The Toilet Paper Entrepreneur.” Does that count for anything?
Subscribe: Teaching you to expose yourself without having to register as a sex offender.
“I woke up early in the morning and think, get up, move mountains, and turned to the other side – what the nature to invade, let it stand!”
“It is better prince on foot than on the horse cool wheelbarrow.”
The camera is a phone that can take pictures, but you can not call.
Re a woman? What do you mean, and do not try! Do not waste it on the nerves, health and time. It’s easier to find another!
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere. The pessimist sees only the red light. But the truly wise person – blind.
How did you get into the main building of the CIA? – I have an agent! – KGB? – No, Oriflame, Sales!
– A person who is required to give all the money to another person in return for food. Who is this? – Rab. – I think so too, and his wife wrote: husband
– Be aware! Everything you say will be used against you! – Naked woman! – What, naked woman? – Use against me naked woman!
Blog: Understand that everything has a positive reason behind it and there is no failure. For example, when I visit the cemetery, instead of seeing the crosses I see pluses!
Blog: The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Subscribe: Hello Ladies, Won’t you accept my gift and subscribe?
Blog: Hmmm, interesting!
Resources: Yawn, boring,… I want you to read my blog!
Videos: “Like my pipe, ascot and goblet of Iced Tea?”, said no one ever.
Books: “My books are the Ish, if only you could see the second one’s cover”.
Speaking: “I see people, and it’ frightening”, said Mike in a Haley Joel Osmond voice.
Live Events: “Yeah, that’s right, I’m a baller!”
Bio: “What, you wanna learn about me?!?”
Television: “That’s right, I’m a TV star. What, you haven’t seen me on MSNBC?”
Contact: “Wait,… hold on. How do I get in touch with you?”
WINNERS ARE BEING SELECTED TODAY!
Thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to the winners. The winners are (drum roll please):
1.Mitch Pisik
2. Edwin
3.Ken Brown
4.Ashley
5. Carol Dodsley
6.Jim
7. Michael Prendergast
8.Jason Spencer
9.Randy
10. Susan Bender Phelps
Please send me an email with “WINNER!” in the subject line and your mailing address so I can get your prize out to you. You can email me at Mike *a*t* M1keM1chal0wicz ^d^o^t c0m (just note that the 1’s are i’s and the 0’s are o’s)